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i hate FML i'm going to post these up

Today my grandmother caught me masturbating and the shock gave her a heart attack. She died. FML, she owed me money.

My dog Biscuits committed suicide today. FML! he owed me money.

My dad killed my mom today. FML?


in return i'd like to leave these also

I just found a winning lotter ticket. SI! (suck it)

I just had sex with three women today they were in the same family tree. ILL (i love life)

Today I saw a homeless man and I gave him 200 dollars started up a software company and gave me a huge share. That was 5 years ago. Today that stock is worth millions. SIH. Suck it Hard


that is all.